“Hello, excuse me, is this the Buddhist Meditation class?”
“No I’m afraid not. This is the Christian meditation class.”
“Oh dear. We thought this was the Buddhist Meditation class.”
“This is St Columba’s church hall. What you want is St Columbas-by-the-Castle church hall, next door.”
“Ah I see. How do we get there?”
“Turn right out of here, up the steps, and it’s on your left.”
“Thank you very much, sorry to intrude.”
“You’re welcome, think nothing of it. Have a nice time.”
“God bless you.”