Your Depressing Train Fact for the Day

Overheard:

We apologise.
For the delay of the.
Oh-Eight.
Oh-Nine.
Service to.
London Waterloo.
Due to.
A fatality on the line at.
West Byfleet.

Automatic rail announcements have “fatality on the line” pre-programmed into their system.

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5 Responses to Your Depressing Train Fact for the Day

  1. Matt Munro says:

    They happen a lot on the line from Bristol – Paddington too.

  2. Probably keeps people from complaining, because they’re sad and/or disturbed by it.

  3. Lance Howard says:

    Without being too glib about a very sad event it was obviously the ‘wrong sort of fatality’.

  4. GRM says:

    They have almost every sort of word programmed in. Beggars, fatalities, ambulance, police, etc. I just feel sad for the person who jumped really – I was two hours late for work, but in the great scheme of things my thoughts are with her family and friends.

  5. Clarice says:

    Did she jump, or was she pushed?

    London Underground tell deliberate lies over the loudspeaker about what’s going on with their services. Management insist on station staff claiming there’s a good service when there hasn’t been a train for 25 minutes. It’s to protect their bonuses, apparently.

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