The ftr of Bus Travel?

I was in York last month, and when one of their new ftr buses arrived at the stop, I confess to a feeling of genuine, child-like excitement.

FTR Bendy Bus

Satellite tracking, a space-ship like interior, room for three buggies or wheel-chairs, and (both the cherry and icing on the cake) a friendly conductress who gives you change when you buy your ticket. What’s not to love?

8 Responses to “The ftr of Bus Travel?”

  1. jameshigham Says:

    Still a bus though and therefore claustrophobic.

  2. Sim-O Says:

    It’s still a bus and therefore you’ve still got to stand in the cold rain for what seems an age, and a ten minute walk from your house and to where you’re going and still a nightmare with lots of shopping and probably not too cheap either and…

  3. Clarice Says:

    Yes. Also, I can’t help noticing these things you like about it are novelty items. If all buses were like this, you’d lose the novelty factor, in which case you’ve got to ask, what’s left?

  4. Robert Says:

    Such bile and reactionary comments to such a sleek and beautiful thing.

    < < sighs >>

  5. Sim-O Says:

    sleek and beautiful now, because it’s new. Wait until it’s been in service for a while and then get one home on a friday or saturday night and see how beautiful it seems.

  6. Clarice Says:

    Yeh. Also, it probably seems a lot more nicerer when you use it out of choice or as a one off. As opposed to every relentless day, out of necessity, with crying toddlers and bags of shopping in tow, when you have to wait half an hour for it in the pouring rain and you haven’t got enough money for the gas meter when you get home, and your mother’s a hooker, and your father was murdered and your baby-father is a violent drug addict. Doesn’t seem so nice now, does it, eh?

    The problem I would say, with public transport, is that it is public. Therefore, if you use it, you are forced into proximity with all sorts of people, and a disproportionate number of damaged and/or badly-brought-up ones in particular. That’s never going to be nice, is it? On top of this, one also has to contend with the aggressive appropriation of the “public” space by over-hormoned teenagers and their noise pollution. This is also deeply unpleasant, and appears to proceed unchecked, because people are too busy being grateful not to get stabbed.

    I think if you added behaviour police, and taught people how to behave in public, then this bus would get my approval.

  7. Clarice Says:

    Hooker!

  8. Ticked Off Says:

    Clarice, Humm great chosen words for the people of Acomb.
    not every one like you can be born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

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