Following the technique of Kate Fox News, I thought I would ‘crowd source’ a poem about the Royal Wedding announcement. It is a good time to remind ourselves of ‘Do Not Exceed The Stated Dose‘ too.
#RoyalWedding, #RoyalWedding
Look how quick the news is spreading
I’m really pleased for Kate and Will
But will the tax payers foot the bill?
Gawd bless’ em, *reach for tissues*
Newspapers plan their special issues
Al Quaida rubbing hands with glee
I’ll do the photos for a reasonable fee.
Middleton to marry to some balding toff
But do you think we get a day off?
Twitter is in meltdown. Just don’t get it.
Frankly I just don’t give a shit
China plate makers at the ready!
Oh I do hope it will be on the telly
Ooo Ooo! Whoop! WOOHOOs!
Today is a good day to bury bad news.
Did you hear Camilla Parker-Bowles say “it’s wicked”?
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