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Razors

The blogging hive mind at work again? I’ve just returned from a hair-raising, hair-removing, cut-throat, quintuple-hyphenated hot-shave by a Latvian on Leith Walk, and what do I see but a post from Jenks at The Thames on his issues with razor-blades. He mentiones that he has bought a new six-bladed razor, which I did not know existed.
All I can say is: Life imitates satire.

5 Comments

  1. Keith

    To be precise, it’s five blades for the shave side and one blade for the trimming side 😉 But where will it stop?

  2. Clarice

    It may never stop. Just as the number of blades will tend towards infinity, so the size of the blades will become infinitely small, thereby counteracting the limitations imposed by facial contours and human strength to lift the thing.

  3. Jenks

    Now am I the ‘Life’ or the ‘satire’? Probably somewhere inbetween, that grey area – a bit like my hair really.

  4. Shawn Micallef

    The only hot shave i ever had was on Easter Road in Edinburgh. It was scary, and by a scottish turk guy, who was sort of new at it. he did this weird massage, and lit matches in my hears, and bent my arms around.
    i’m not sure the shave was closer than the one i do at home with the things i buy at the store, but it was worth the….10 pounds?

  5. matt_fantastic

    only 4 blades on this one (http://www.quattrotitanium.co.uk/index.php) – but you can get a free sample…

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