Following the technique of Kate Fox News, I thought I would ‘crowd source’ a poem about the Royal Wedding announcement.
Following the technique of Kate Fox News, I thought I would ‘crowd source’ a poem about the Royal Wedding announcement. It is a good time to remind ourselves of ‘Do Not Exceed The Stated Dose‘ too.
Look how quick the news is spreading
I’m really pleased for Kate and Will
But will the tax payers foot the bill?
Gawd bless’ em, *reach for tissues*
Newspapers plan their special issues
Al Quaida rubbing hands with glee
I’ll do the photos for a reasonable fee.
Middleton to marry to some balding toff
But do you think we get a day off?
Twitter is in meltdown. Just don’t get it.
Frankly I just don’t give a shit
China plate makers at the ready!
Oh I do hope it will be on the telly
Ooo Ooo! Whoop! WOOHOOs!
Today is a good day to bury bad news.